derection

A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.

Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.

by moneybanks$$$$ May 21, 2011

Deaducation

The sorry state of elementary education today; in which "teaching to the test", as well as boring literature selections (which more often than not turn a child off from reading) are the new standard.

The story "A Very Important Day" (Houghton-Mifflin anthology) reads like the shipboard manifest of immigrants arriving from every conceivable country ---and the high point of the plot is the "characters" citizenship swearing- in ceremony .

Kids today don't even know what state they live in, but they do know how to do a powerpoint presentation full of misinformation----that's deaducation for you!

by Sourapple March 5, 2011

defunction

Not able to funk...Lack of letting the vibes flow....

Lucy was defunction(ing) herself at the Rave/Techno dance party!

by Seth Wolf July 16, 2005

Deducation

The prosess of relearning people from sense to non sense, from facts til to fiction and truth to lies. An ability refined by i.e. healers, climate deniers and creationists.

Your communication with this skilled group on this topic is pure deducation. If you continue deducate your members, they will end up knowing less.

by sringstad September 28, 2019

deducktion

Da "brilliant" realization dat you arrive at in your mind after seeing dat da object in question looks, walks, and quacks exactly like da familiar water-fowl, and so da only obvious/rational conclusion is dat said extra-oily-feathered creature is indeed what it appears to be.

It really drives me up da wall how so many government bureaucrats take a month of Mondays to make even a simple deducktion, and then they finally say, "Well, whadduh ya know --- I guess it actually IS true dat ___! Amazing!"

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

deduhction

A "no-brainer" or super-obvious reasoning-conclusion dat even a dimwitted lunkhead should conceivably be able to figger out on his own.

In E.A. Poe's classic detective-novel "The Purloined Letter", da wily Auguste Dupin is able to make a simple deduhction as to da letter's location' something dat da methodically-overthinking and "arbitrarily operating by da book" police chief had been unable to puzzle out himself.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

urban dedictionization

The act of Urban Dictionary denying a word that has been submitted.

Dammit, I've just expirienced urban dedictionization.

by antiobamanist June 15, 2010