damnage

1.) When something is of or has the characteristics of a situation wherein a person might be caused to use the word "damn".

2.) Exactly like 'damn' and can be used accordingly.

darB: I was double-charged for a tank of gas, and my bank denied my dispute.

derF: Damnage. I'd be pissed.

darB: Apparently the email I wrote when I got the letter was pretty good, though. I ended up getting a phone call from someone in executive escalations. They fixed it, but I'm still changing banks. You don't mess with my money.

by 3Dradio January 5, 2009

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

by Can Not May 15, 2005

damn well

it is an expressiont that means VERY WELL

I know damn well how strong you are

by Mechavelli November 20, 2018

God Damn Bastard

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.

That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.

by Dude Grease October 7, 2006

damn straight

One way of saying "that's so right." Synonym to hell yeah, fuck yeah, that's right, and oh yeah.

Person 1: Wow, this band is awesome!
Person 2: Damn straight!

by Alb Nutty September 14, 2009

I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan

An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"

I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.

by Ohioan December 9, 2008

you know damn right

something often said by kerpal when your daughter kicks his dog and you deny it. You fucking guy.

-also see you bastard guy

your daughter kick my dog!

no she..

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!!!

by Luvnuts March 4, 2003