Dangled Up

A variation of "Hooked Up" which has many meanings, such as the act of being provided with a good or service, something that is of good quality, or a sexual escapade.
Dangle me up with some Newport Menthol Cigarettes.

Damn, that Boat is Dangled Up.

Look at the tits on her, I'd Dangle her up.
by Dr. Cole Kennedy Ziebarth IV August 27, 2007
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dangle dance

The rocking back-and-forth motion used in an attempt to free a dingleberry from one's anus. If enough momentum is generated, the dinglberry will fall free and make for a far cleaner wipe.
I felt somewhat embarassed, sitting in the bathroom at the library, hoping that the pulsating of my dangle dance wouldn't give someone the wrong idea.
by Matt-money November 19, 2005
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dangling the carrot

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease
"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"
by deathisajoy November 05, 2015
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Darwin Dangle

When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.
Dude, I totally saw a Darwin Dangle in Ruggles Station last night.
by DangleSighter September 11, 2011
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angle of the dangle

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat, the direction of the erection, and the dimension of the extension.
by crispynitwit December 18, 2009
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dilli dangle

Slang for the male penis
Dude your dilli dangle is showing.
Ay girl you know you want my dilli dangle
by ol champ March 16, 2014
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dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.
Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon
by missing elements September 28, 2013
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