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Dangled Up

A variation of "Hooked Up" which has many meanings, such as the act of being provided with a good or service, something that is of good quality, or a sexual escapade.
Dangle me up with some Newport Menthol Cigarettes.

Damn, that Boat is Dangled Up.

Look at the tits on her, I'd Dangle her up.
by Dr. Cole Kennedy Ziebarth IV September 3, 2007
mugGet the Dangled Upmug.

dangle dance

The rocking back-and-forth motion used in an attempt to free a dingleberry from one's anus. If enough momentum is generated, the dinglberry will fall free and make for a far cleaner wipe.
I felt somewhat embarassed, sitting in the bathroom at the library, hoping that the pulsating of my dangle dance wouldn't give someone the wrong idea.
by Matt-money December 27, 2005
mugGet the dangle dancemug.

dangling the carrot

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease
"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"
by deathisajoy January 7, 2016
mugGet the dangling the carrotmug.

Darwin Dangle

When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.
Dude, I totally saw a Darwin Dangle in Ruggles Station last night.
by DangleSighter September 11, 2011
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angle of the dangle

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat, the direction of the erection, and the dimension of the extension.
by crispynitwit December 18, 2009
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dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.
Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon
by missing elements September 27, 2013
mugGet the dangling baconmug.

Dangling Nancy

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.
My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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