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Kenyan Cupcake 

The act of beginning to double penetrate (DP) a woman and calling a bunch of your friends over. More and more of your friends keep penetrating until the maximized 6P. At this point the goal is to create new holes getting up to the fabled 16P. At 16P you have crossed any human threshold and have achieved the Kenyan Cupcake. This maneuver is Highlly Illegal and violates most if not every International Human Rights Law.
The Kenyan Cupcake cannot be exemplified.
Kenyan Cupcake by Ashamed010101 November 10, 2009

Chocolate Cupcake 

The act of inserting the head of one's penis into another person's anus and then pulling it out with fecal matter.
Randall will no longer perform anal sex on his girlfriend after pulling out a chocolate cupcake the other night.
Chocolate Cupcake by meaty14 August 30, 2009

camp cupcake 

A term used by Marine Grunts to refer to Al-Asad Air Base, Iraq. The Air base located in an extremely remote area of Al-Anbar Province where POG's of every service stay in air conditioned trailers, eat steak and lobster regularly, shower regularly, it has a swimming pool, movie theater, subway, burger king, pizza hut, massage parlor, salon, PX, and bus service.
Army POG-"hey marines how about you put on some clean cammies and shower before you come into the chow hall"

Salty Marine Grunt-"oh, we were actually just wondering where the "camp cupcake" ferris wheel is"

Army POG-"im a Sergeant First Class so how about you show some respect"

Salty Marine Grunt-"well Sergeant First Class, we are actually the ones fighting the war here...so "tactfully" go fuck yourself!"
camp cupcake by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

Cupcake Breasts 

Breasts that well may not be incredibly large...are perky, suckable and delicious, like a cupcake.
Meg hasn't got a huge rack. But she's got a nice pair of cupcake breasts.
Cupcake Breasts by Frank Stallion August 24, 2008

frosted cupcake 

similar to a pearl necklace but limited to the face/head; also known as a facial but not as derogative and also encompasses ones face and hair.
He was pretty randy, a few minutes of humming and bam I had a frosted cupcake.
frosted cupcake by Gummer Stumps August 24, 2010

cupcakeing

A couple displaying and engaging in copious amounts of affection to the general chagrin of all in proximity. Up to and including, but not limited to: sensual touching, heavy petting, whispering and laughing, eskimo kissing, lip pecking, questionable rubbing, and general activities which no respectable couple should do in public. Also can describe a couple doing all of the following said actions while in a large group of friends, completely disengaged and unaware of the social gathering occurring around them.
Dude, there was so much cupcakeing going on between Nick and Vanessa last night I thought I was going to puke.
cupcakeing by justjustin04 September 14, 2011