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cupcake party

1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.
Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.
cupcake party by Jen April 25, 2005

cupcake harassment

The hilarious annoyance that one provides to a cupcake.
This act of bothering includes hugging, stroking of the hair,fondling/caressing,snuggling, nestling, cuddling, snuggling, and most other aggravating forms of affection.
*at the police station*
"Do you know what you're in here for?"
"...cupcake harassment?"
cupcake harassment by rabbiteyes January 31, 2010

cupcake nazi 

Someone who repeatedly tells everyone they will bring delicious cupcakes but then never do.
Annaliese told me she would bring some cupcakes but then she didn’t, she is such a Cupcake Nazi.

Cupcake Era 

An era mainly from 2011-2021 in the nba when fouls are called even when a foul was not committed. If the player plays it off well enough the refs call anything. Lebron James being the most talented in “flopping” to get the calls. James harden another known name to get to the free throw line. Defense is hard to play when refs are on the best acting side and most popular names. Talent isn’t really needed to play in this era when it’s all about acting.
Lebron James plays in the cupcake era.

You can’t put your body on anyone in this cupcake era.

tough cupcake 

A delicious lovable confection that has become indestructible and strong.
"That girl is one tough cupcake."
tough cupcake by MishMashFox January 20, 2009

rampant cupcake 

when a cupcake is used in a 'rampant' way, and or is used for rampant emotions.
A rampant cupcake was used to kill a burglar.