cryo

To do a fuckup, also another word for a really really dense person.

Oh dear I panzered my entire team, I think i did a cryo

by pyro August 7, 2003

cryodocker

The process of cryogenics has been applied to the popular city boy pastime of "space docking."

Rich city slickers are paying millions to cyrogenically freeze their condom wrapped turds. These prized possessions are then "awakened" after a ten year incubation period and sold on the black market. It is claimed these cryodockers or "super-dockers" can remain serviceable for several years.

David: What are you planning on doing with your pension this year Chris?
Chris grinning mischievously : I'm not worried about that sh*t. Have you ever heard of a cryodocker? I've got several in the pipeline. Believe you me, these babies'll sell like hot cakes 10 years from now

by JD99 February 13, 2009

Cryo-Cock

The fear that wake you wake up from a long period of celibacy or stasis your dick won't work

"Hell man it'd been so long I was worried I might have Cryo-Cock"

by BACKDRA4T November 28, 2012

Cryobomb

When you ejaculate in a persons ice cube tray, and place it into their freezer without them knowing.

Steve isn't having any beer, so I cryobombed his water.

by blackouTT March 12, 2009

crymbo limbo

The period between xmas and new years, where nobody concentrates at work, mostly due to hangover

December 27th - December 30th is crymbo limbo time

by Gillym December 29, 2009

Crybo

Crybo is the gayest man on earth. He loves sucking penises and getting rewarded for it by being cumshotted straight into his eyeballs and going blind and saying you're the best big brother i could ever ask for. *~BL4CK*

"oh god .. is that crybo what is he doing with my dad?!!?"

"HES SUCKING HIS TOES"

by livvvvvvvyyyy February 26, 2022

Cryno

A very large dinosuar that still walks the earth to this very day, if you listen closely you can here the crynos mating call (cough)(cough). The cryno are mainy found up north but they roller blade south for the summer. Cute, funny, sad and MIKE!!! are the crynos main vocabulary. The cryno somtimes like to dance to express there joy do not make fun of this creature or they could be very dangerous, if you do happen to do this run very fast west.

Examples of a cryno is none other then Christen Mundt she is the last one on earth

by Sabato January 18, 2008