crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.

"dude check out them crispy J's"

by michen98 December 18, 2013

Crispy Chuleta

The best; the most amazing; when something is so good, it's Crispy Chuleta.

Hey, that song was lit. It was crispy Chuleta.

by Mr. 505 June 21, 2016

Crippreality

Crippreality is when you are asked to do something however are not willingly ready to move. You try to move and are unable to, giving you the sudden realisation of having crippreality.

Slim- "could you go and get me the bong from in the kitchen"
Me- "eugh I don't really want to move"
Slim-"please"
Me- *goes to move* "omg I can't move my legs I just can't. I think I have crippreality."

by Wouldfuckherself January 31, 2017

Crispy pork

The act of fucking with a sun burnt penis or sun burnt vagina.

I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.

I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.

by Lance Mayion August 15, 2017

Crispy folk

The polite term for a nigger, or our African American friends.

Wow. Its cold as crispy folk on a cold day.

by Crispy asian February 19, 2018

crisp coca cola

a crisp coca cola to brighten your day and improve your mood

Man: man, this crisp coca cola sure is delicious

by bazzokaguy September 7, 2018

Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019