ukie crisp

Sheff's favorite breakfeast treat.
See ukie cookie.

Sheff i made you a big steaming bowel ukie crisp.

by LordPiggyinton March 8, 2005

Flag

Get the ukie crispmug.

Chard To A Crisp Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Flag

Get the Chard To A Crisp Burgermug.

cookie crisp

The sexual act preformed when the male pulls out of the vagina and releases his semen on the womans face accompanied by a quick turn-around and immediate emmitance of explosive diarrhea all over the woman.

Poor Jane got the cookie crisp right after Mexican night.

Biff "Yo man, whaddya do last night?"
Bobby "CoooOOOOOOOOOkie CRISP!!"

by eric drolshagen July 20, 2008

Flag

Get the cookie crispmug.

Cookie Crisp Caviar

The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.

I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envy Parker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.

by DizzyBoyDizzy September 11, 2010

Flag