The Cracken

The mythological crack rock believed by the desperate crackhead to be lost but never found

Bill and Ted We're crawling on their Knees Searching for the Cracken as their Bag ran out at6:00 a.m.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

What's Cracken

Hello Showin Respect to a Organization and not affliated or prospect..

Dont be lyin! What's Cracken!

by SexMoneyTucker May 16, 2021

A Rare Crackening

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

by pbones October 18, 2021

Unleash the cracken

When you snort a looooootta crack. Like Four Loko analogy levels of crack.

Random junkie: "Life is too hard... it's time to...
UNLEASH THE CRACKEN"

by PLMMJ May 10, 2024