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Crusting

When your partner stops wiping for weeks on end, leaving a build up for you to enjoy eating at a later date. (Front and/or Back).
My Grandmother has been "crusting" for 20 years! I can't Wait to taste it!
by Bobson Friesburg April 16, 2025
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Counting to 3

The ONE thing VALVe can't do.
Half-Life (1), Half-Life 2, Half-LIFE... Alyx. Portal (1), Portal 2... Aperture Desk Job. VALVe ain't counting to 3.
by B1SCR0W January 30, 2026
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Constingency

The art of defining a budget value that on first inspection seems large enough, but in reality is not nearly enough
In a modern political economy Healthcare funding is based on the theory of constingency so at all times further cutbacks can be justified
by The only Cam June 5, 2025
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cousling

/KUHZ-ling/ (noun) – The child of your first cousin or the first cousin of your parent; commonly called a first cousin once removed.
• Created from combining cousin + the diminutive suffix “-ling” (like sibling), to smoothly fill a gap in English kinship terms.
• Gender-neutral and usable for family one generation above or below.
“You met Kayla? She’s my cousling—Jace and I are first cousins, so she’s one generation below me.”
Thanksgiving was so fun! All 8 of my couslings tried to beat me at Mario Kart.”
“Grandma’s chart says Aunt Marie is actually Mom’s cousling, which sounds way cooler than ‘once removed.’”
by LucasMiller8562 June 8, 2025
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Crusting

"Crusting" is the act of making sourdough bread within your asshole.

Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!
"Hey Tony, what have you been doing this weekend?"

"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"

"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."
by Jeremy Sourdough kit December 30, 2025
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Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
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Candy Courting

When candy is used to get closer to a girl for a sexual encounter or possible relationship; The act of offering candy opens the door for further conversation with the person you are interested in.
That Ray is coming to the office every day and offering candy to Wendy. It's quite obvious that he is infatuated with her as he keeps "candy courting" her with that sweetmeat.
by Lime5 March 5, 2014
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