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cock fungus

A type of mold/fungus that gets built up on the cock over time. The mold/fungus often is made of cum that drips onto the balls after sexual activity.
Damn bro, that cock fungus tasted like absolute dog shit.
by obese_monkey September 1, 2021
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Sloth Cock

When a penis is so large its slouching like a sloth.
Sara told me Sam's dick is like a Sloth cock
by Sam Sloth June 26, 2016
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National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
by memevegtal December 19, 2019
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Old Kennedy Cock Punch

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.
Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
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milk a cock

I' can milk a cock so good you won't be able to walk.
by Lee the Red Dog Leader October 8, 2017
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Cream of the Cock

In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.
Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
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tough talk for a fella with a small cock

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock
by snitsgrits May 12, 2020
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