Cocomelon

Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist

Cocomelon

by Just_a_Guy624 May 9, 2023

Cocomelon

A kids channel that became a meme.

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Cocomelon

Next to porn and horror movies, Cocomelon is one of the absolute worst things to let your child watch.

Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:

1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.

Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

cocomelon

A nightmare created by children, and liked by children.

Kid: CocomElON!!!! yeeee
Parents: Ah shit, here we go again.

by NotANormalPerson July 30, 2023

copcocksuckers

A person that helps cops out because they think they are doing humanity a favour. It is similar to Nazi Germany in 1938.

The copcocksuckers would phone the cops anytime he saw someone speeding on his street.

by quascrystal November 19, 2023

Copromentum

Copromentum is a combination of the Latin words poop and floor and it means to shit on the floor while already having your ass on the floor.

Guys I haven’t pooped all day and I think I’m about to Copromentum

by Bakedbean3600 February 25, 2025

Capcom Again Capcom

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025