Cooty

Cooty is a thing/person that you find attractive/cute

Person 1 "Man she thicc."
Person 2 "Nah she a cooty."

by Big boy with bigger toys June 12, 2019

Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.

Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

cooty muncher

a pereson who kiss to many people

you kiss to manny girls what a cooty muncher

by boyboy65 September 26, 2019

cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.

"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!

by #annonomous May 18, 2018

Cooties

A common STD among children

Ew look at her she has cooties!

by Vigilante37 May 27, 2018

Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.

"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."

by Picholas February 5, 2018

cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.

Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!

by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017