Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."

Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."

by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013

Cootie Wooter

A cootie wooter is a beloved friend that you love very much, homosexuals use this all the time

If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it

Gunz: Hello my cootie wooter trebz

Trebz: FUCK YOU NIGGA!!! (With love and affection)

by Shizmal August 7, 2024

Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.

Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.

by Maniconwords June 11, 2024

cootie Pappy

Is a woman's vagina, or p****

After dinner me and my girl went home and she gave me some cootie Pappy and I was happy all night long

by Rhino chain link March 27, 2021

Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

by Lopi October 5, 2020

cooty call

A short term, sexual liaison between two women.

Sandra rented the basement from Jenny, but went upstairs for a regular Cooty Call when the mood was right.

by Woofmutt March 2, 2024