cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.

"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!

by #annonomous May 18, 2018

Cooties

A common STD among children

Ew look at her she has cooties!

by Vigilante37 May 27, 2018

cootie ho

A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around

A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.

by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020

cootie

Cootie comes from coot that means a person whos cool and cute :)

Hi cootie!
Go away!

by schema girl May 15, 2020

Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.

The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

by Lopi October 5, 2020

Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.

"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."

by Picholas February 5, 2018