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Converse

Shoes that were used to express individuality and difference...the coolest pair of shoes.... but now the style has been invaded by the preps!!!!
Prep- oh my gosh i love those she's i have to get a pair
Punk- PREP!!!
by sammykins August 17, 2005
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converse

Really gay shoes that people wear to become popular.
I am a lonley fag, so i bought a pair of converse.
by Annemarie July 15, 2008
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Cadillac converter

Converts any car into a Cadillac like transformers. Transformers, Cadillacs in disguise
I need to upgrade my car, hand me that Cadillac converter over there in the spare parts
by Paul Merr August 19, 2018
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convergence

when people all meet in one place for something
the hippies converged on san francisco
by narin June 4, 2004
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Food Converter

A sub species of Fobbit that has either actively pursued or passively accepted her or his jobless lot on the FOB (Forward Operating Base). Under-employed and overly bored this particularly sorry creature has accepted and come to embrace the one job they have left, converting food into excrement. These ample wastes of space wander about the FOB aimlessly during their evenings and weekends off, dressed only in PTs (Physical Training Uniforms) and driven solely by their quest to collect a pay check without giving anything in return. This sad sack of a soldier zealously protects all time they have off by closing early and strongly discouraging any productive soldiers that enter their work areas seeking help 20-30 minutes prior to 1500. They are so consumed with their "Office Space" dreams of doing nothing, that they will purposefully screw other soldiers for the preservation of any and all time off. Once these creatures do get their time off, they dwell in their CHUs (Containerized Housing Units) or scour the FOB, as if driven by guilt, seeking places to consume food they must purchase with their ill gotten gains, rather than converting the abundant free food provided for them. These welfare soldiers bring nothing to the fight, horde all resources and HMMWV (Highly Mobile Multi Wheeled Vehicle) armor upgrades and openly mock their brothers and sisters in uniform who serve outside the wire. They come in all ranks and sexes and typically have no concept of what smaller FOBs are like, or that there is actually a war going on outside of the concrete walls that shield them. Most of these creatures are the victims of the rampant mismanagement of piss poor officers while the rest are consumed wholly in self. For the latter there can be no redemption.
The food converters over at the JAG office on LSA Anaconda won’t help me today because it’s Saturday and they have weekends off.
by CPT Daniel Insano December 14, 2006
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(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.
Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?
by solvictus November 30, 2009
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concerned

An internet message board species, who has very little in the way of education and hardly any thought control. This species is a rarity that is subject to scientific behavioural problems.

Humans are advised to pleasure such a species with humour and sarcasm, as facts and honesty are not absorbed by this concerned species.

If you happen to meet the species concerned away from an internet message board, then I do declare that be a miracle.
Praise be the Gospel according to Concerned, chapter XIV, verse 3 and a quarter.
by LJ Love United Hate Glazer January 7, 2007
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