constitooted

Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.

After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.

by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011

constitutional scholar

Someone who claims legal scholarship regarding the US Constitution and who holds opinions thereof that agree with the author of the article citing said person.

Constitutional scholars agree that <insert author's opinion here>.

by AncientGeek August 26, 2021

Toxic Constitutionalism

The act of taking the United States constitution so far, that it becomes toxic towards others.

“Hey, did you hear Todd down the street refused to wear a mask, and argued with the staff, at the local play?”

“Yeah, toxic constitutionalism sucks.”

by FriarTheTuck October 23, 2020

Coochie constitution

*Then female version of the bro code; no women shall act against thy fellow woman for no man.*

Narrator: *tyler*
Genesis: take my friend to your boys room
Alaina: He can’t do that its bro code
Tyler: Same rules as the Coochie Constitution
Tatum & Tiaja: Yeah, he gotchu there

by Relythtims1999 December 6, 2022

BOA constrictor

A bank that nickels and dimes its customers and finds every way they can do get money out of them, especially the poor.

I am planning to get my money out of the BOA constrictor fast and put it in a credit union as soon as possible before they take it.

by Occupy Wall Street November 16, 2011

Facebook Construction Worker

Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street

"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....

by weaselpuppy June 10, 2010

constituency

In the language of politicians and those who govern, the constituency are those who are governed, or supposedly represented, by legislators and executive officials.

Legislators really represent attorneys. See politician, legislator, attorney, and conflict of interest for further details.

In a true Democracy, the constituency would be self-governing. However, that might endanger the livelihood of legislators and politicians, so it isn't done that way.

by Downstrike September 5, 2005