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Conspiracy Theorist

A conspiracy theorist is someone who is 1 week to 20 years ahead of the curve.
Sam, "The teacher called George a conspiracy theorist."

Robert, " Nah, he's just 6 months ahead of the curve. We'll see soon that the teacher is downright wrong."
by anonymous April 30, 2022
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superlative conspiracy

the conspiracy that states super man had a very small penis and therefore wore tight items of clothing to create the visual allusion that it is bigger than it actually is. hence the female attention he receives through out his super life. What he didn't consider though was the lack of sperm he may now have.
Tony Blair, Superman, Dick Nightingale, The Pope:
A superlative conspiracy is the definition of a person who acts up to compensate for a lack of downstairs penis.
by The Mask of Zorro August 14, 2008
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conspiracy

A conspiracy is usually an event caused by a man or woman of the jewish faith.
In south park jews are blamed for 9/11, titanic the biggest conspiracy of all and we all know who it was....
by Kruschev99 September 30, 2008
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conspiracy fact

A conspiracy that is proven by disclosed documents and visual evidence, thus becomes undeniable.
That project MK Ultra has happened, is a conspiracy fact.
by Thomas Jefferson 1986 November 23, 2019
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Conspiracy theory

Conspiracy Theory

An idea that something is not as it seems or has been protrayed.

Facts showing that what we know could be different than what is.
The idea of the earth not being round is a Conspiracy Theory.
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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conspiracy

a secret group meant to plan to over throw a patricular group (the conspirators could be in the group being overthrown as well) for money land or extreme power.

if my definition off i apologize, its slightly difficult to put into words
in both assassins creed games there is a conspiracy involved, once you go through it all ull understand it better

go on youtube and search conspiracy theory with any celebrity next to it ( lady gaga conspiracy theory), what they show you is pretty messed up. it makes you feel......unsafe
by Scrootie McDickinass June 22, 2010
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conspiracy theory

dumb fake shit that doesnt make sense about politicians mostly or something i didnt watch the movie
"Wanna hear a conspiracy theory Jemby(I can't think of a good name) believes?"
"What does he believe?"
"He believes that rich people are putting toxins into the air."
"What the fu-"
by Meme Ghost October 7, 2021
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