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Confusedhappy

Man that guy Derek must be confusedhappy about being a sex robot.
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Conflumer

A word to explain life as a consumer trying to live consciously in a society that isn't set up to easily do so.

As consumers, we can use purchasing power to make the 'right' ethical decisions but this can often feel confusing, especially if trying to maintain a lifestyle that’s normal to you. Everything seems to be a trade-off.
Targeted advertising, misinformation & sneaky slogans are sending conflumers in circles!

I'm a conflumer: I want to explore the world footprint-free but I have limited annual leave and so my only realistic option is flying.

I'm a conflumer: I want great taste but my chosen brand is only offered in plastic.

I'm a conflumer: I recycle all the plastic that I use...but I didn’t realise plastic can only be recycled several times before eventually ending in landfill.

I'm a conflumer: I want to cut back on my water usage but a garden full of flowers makes me happy.

I'm a conflumer: I have cut back on eating meat but I have accidentally increased the number of jetsetting vegetables in my diet.

I'm a conflumer: my diet is vegan but I’m still wearing leather shoes.

I'm a conflumer: I want to support local businesses but my budget doesn't stretch past supermarket.

I'm a conflumer: I’m trying to switch to shop better but delivery is expensive & slow.

I'm a conflumer: I use my purchasing power to shop ethically but I don't have a clear idea of the industries & ethics I’m supporting through my pension investment.

I'm a conflumer: I want to easily reduce my footprint on the world but the information I need to assess the long term net impact of my purchasing decision simply isn't available to me & don’t have time to research every detail.

I'm a conflumer: I do not wish to leave my footprint on the world but it seems impossible not to without majorly changing my lifestyle.
by my_little_footprint August 16, 2020
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conflubdajub

Hey bro, did you conflubdajub another word yet?
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Confused Unga Bunga

A certain unga bunga of a certain tone implying that the cave man who says that is confused... Shocker...
*confused unga bunga*
Like when you see vore for the first time
by CaveGuy June 17, 2022
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Confused

Idk, I'm just as confused as you are.
What if we are all gay and we just don't know it because we're in the matrix and everytime we start a new relationship it's just some 70 year old gay man? Confused yet?
by Father tickle May 8, 2023
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Fib Confluence

An area where multiple Fibonacci levels plotted from different trends/timeframes are in close proximity to one another when charting an equity or index.
There is fib confluence here on my chart - The stock should have strong support at this level.

Of note: The word convergence is often used by noobs and Canadians when in fact they mean to say Confluence
by MavMoney December 13, 2018
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The Confused Cat

The Cat That Looks Confused In This One Picture
Quinyah: Have you heard of The Confused Cat Yet ?
Macharie: Yes ! The Cat Is So Funny
by followmeeditsbymacharieoninsta November 19, 2019
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