accusational-confessions

A subconscious act when persons indirectly accuse you for something they have done. For example: a boyfriend accusing you for cheating, when in fact they are the one whose having an affair.

" Do not bother interrogating him, 'accusational-confessions' will tell on himself for where the money was spent."

by Cuntstina June 10, 2019

confess-baiting

when a character is about to confess, (usually in queerbaiting/queercoded/queer shows), but say some stupid shit instead.

guy character 1: i have to tell you something i never got to

guy character 2: what is it?

guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*

person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS

by TJLCASDFBNJAUYTGBHXNJK April 29, 2024

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021

Confess

Do you expect Kendra to go and confess to molesting that retard?

Hym "What crime would I even confess to? Threatening to retaliate to communal psychological abuse, harassment, and doxxing campaign that started before I said anything to anyone? I'm not doing to let you rob into jail and the idea the I need to go to jail for speech you don't like OR be monitored, harassed, and preventing from suceeding is the most warp shit I've ever heard. If I do to jail it will be for child murder and if this is going to what YOU DO TO ME you're going to get exactly what you want."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Every accusation is a confession

"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."

Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

MIMER Confessions Admin

Shit💩

Jack:He looks like Mimer confessions Admin
Tom:You mean he looks like Shit

by TeraBaapMC November 23, 2021

spanish confession

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.

news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."

by gast123456789 August 10, 2025