Confesession

The Action of one Person falling out of a window and landing on another Person out of the second floor or higher. Usually used to attack a enemy in a cowardly way or as a prank.

(John walks up to Bill)
John: Hey was up
Bill: not much
(Wayne jumps out of the window from the second floor and lands on top of Bill)


Rebeca: i had a Confesession today.
Vanessa:oh.. cool why that?
Rebeca: My bf dumped me.
Vanessa:oh... yeah he totally deserved that.

by notcolinbutabitjeremy March 29, 2009

Dashboard Confessional

LykE OmG 2 EMo 4 MeEEEEE

BetTER AdD TheM TO My PLAYlist

Emo BOIz ArE 2 CooL
I wAnT one!!!

teeHEe

I went to a DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL....and I moshed :D!!!!!

by natasha February 2, 2005

dashboard confessional

bizoss

"Did you hear that new Dashboard Confessional song?"
"Yes, I did."

by izalex August 21, 2003

conseshing

Conseshing is the Contining or the continuance of smoking weed or drinking for an extended period of time.

Hey man I'm just going to Consesh a couple green bowls
Hey I'll be inside after I'm done Conseshing these shots

by Sapanoid January 27, 2017

Pickleball Confess

When you reply all to the wrong text thread and talk mess about the very thread you’ve replied all to. You must confess your error on the pickleball court.

Bro, you sent that to US! You gotta pickleball confess tomorrow.

by JoeMazing January 18, 2019

national confess to your crush day

april 24 is national confess to your crush day! go out there and get em!

person 1: i think i might go talk to her bro!
person 2: thats great man! why all of a sudden?
person 1: dude, its april 24! national confess to your crush day!

by schlatticus supreme April 23, 2020

Dashboard Confessional

verb describe a musician who gives himself a band name despite clearly being a solo act.

"So, what's this Nine Inch Nails band all about?"
"See, it's this guy Trent Reznor..."
"Wait, it's just one guy?"
"Yeah."
"He dashboard confessionaled? What a lame-o. I hate him already."

by cegriffin June 20, 2005