Confesession

The Action of one Person falling out of a window and landing on another Person out of the second floor or higher. Usually used to attack a enemy in a cowardly way or as a prank.

(John walks up to Bill)
John: Hey was up
Bill: not much
(Wayne jumps out of the window from the second floor and lands on top of Bill)


Rebeca: i had a Confesession today.
Vanessa:oh.. cool why that?
Rebeca: My bf dumped me.
Vanessa:oh... yeah he totally deserved that.

by notcolinbutabitjeremy March 29, 2009

doorknob confession

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

Love Confession

Most probably, one of the most difficult things to make.

love confession, damnit.
Everyone makes his own.

by Centrist November 3, 2008

urban confessional

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious

Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014

rcc student confessions

A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).

Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"

by Ttman June 23, 2015

National Confession day

April 23 you have to Confess your feelings to your crush or tell them how you feel about them

National Confession day

by Dayana302 April 16, 2019

Friday Confession

A no judgment group chat between friends where sins are confessed and forgiven on fridays in order to have a clear conscience before the weekend. These confessions are not limited to recent sins but all sins.

Friday Confession: I once witnessed a man fail to retrieve his iPhone that he dropped in the middle of Rochester road before the light turned green. I counted 17 cars that ran over his phone as he sat on the side of the road watching helpless. I've never felt so much joy in my life. It was hilarious.

by Big Body C Dawg November 5, 2016