Commodore 64

By far the most overrated home computer in history. Basically it was used by so many people for the same reason Windows XP is - they didn't realise there were better alternatives.

The Commodore 64 is crap.

by sme he November 22, 2006

Commoner

Someone who doesn't think outside the box. Someone who maintains a very basic perspective.

Dom: Wow look at that sunset! Look at the colors and the way the sun glows! So beautiful!
Jo: I mean... it's just the sky. It's just clouds and stuff. What's the big deal?
Dom: Jeez! You're such a COMMONER!

by anthony_dean December 28, 2015

low commodity

Something that has no real value in this world. Could be used in a variaty of casses, concerning women, men, drugs, prostitutes, people, ect...

That bitch is low commodity, she'll fuck and give u a rimmer for fun.

by Cordeiro May 13, 2005

the commodes

fantastic punk band outta colorado

the commodes are the best, i poop my pants everytime i hear them

by Adam Bostick November 7, 2004

Commodo Dragon

A large and smelly poo

Roommate #1: Dude, what was up with your GF this morning?
Roommate #2: She went to the bathroom and found that Commodo Dragon that you forgot to flush!

by weasel8 August 11, 2011

commodecibel

The sound(s) people make when in a stall in a public restroom to let you know they are there

So I walk into the airport restroom and the dude coughs, his commodecibel, to let me know he’s there

by P Negnar March 20, 2024

commodate

a crude way of saying accommodate normally used in an office by the less knowledgeable person.

i'm gonna commodate yo' request fo' a pay day loan

by Lynnguini September 19, 2008