Anti Cunt Commission

We are the future we must cleanse every man on this planet and be rid of this disgusting nature. We Hate Pussy! We Hate Twat! We Hate Cunt!

I haven’t smashed up a love tunnel in months you think I can apply for the Anti Cunt Commission?

by HESKEY97 June 26, 2021

Lomission

lie, omission, lying by omission.

You knew what I was up against and did not inform me and that lomission left me in the dark.

by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011

compassionut

When you’re not into a girl but you fuck her anyways

I didnt really want to bang her but I figured i had to, so i gave her the ol’ compassionut

by 1312 May 18, 2019

Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019

Compassionist

One who constantly feels compassion.

She was a compassionist for the boy who had no friends.

by elizabeth_schuyler1776 May 5, 2020

covision

The phenomenon that occurs when you’ve only interacted with someone while they’re wearing a mask and your brain fills in the rest of their face incorrectly, so that when you see them without a mask you don’t recognize them.

“I had a case of covision at work when Matt came up to talk to me and I reintroduced myself to him, even though he’s worked here for two months. Stupid pandemic!”

by GumbyPU July 1, 2020

Commishioner

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell”

Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”

by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020