Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
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Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.
Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!
by Nickuhcrazy July 26, 2008
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colonial feet

The act of making someone look for something you made up.
The measurements for this Aux cord are off. It must have been measured in colonial feet.
by Zerxzeo November 26, 2020
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Social Media Super-Colonies

Social Media Super-Colonies is taken from the Argentine Ants in California that have created a colony which spreads hundreds of miles and contains billions of ants hence the Super part of the phrase.

Ants are the most social insects inviting and joining communities within their colonies. The same way that social media works when going viral.

Social Media Super-Colonies refers to inviting people to connect and join online communities which anyone can be part of, however as with any colony they have a defence barrier when it comes to other colonies.
A prime example would be Apple Inc. Apple have created a Social Media Super-Colonies which have the entire world connected. It also has large competitors which they continually put a defensive barrier up and compete to be the best.
by Tiny Ant Marketing September 14, 2013
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Colony Pony

When a girl puts her hair in a side pony while giving head & looks like George Washington
She was givin me that gah gah sloppy top as her hair kept getting in her face so she put up that colony pony.
by Grahamsterdam March 06, 2023
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colonial times

A hairstyle in which your hair is in a low ponytail. Just like how they wore it in colonial times.
I love having my hair in the colonial times!
by urmom69696969696969 February 27, 2024
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colony dude

Multiple Dudes. A group of hairy moles growing on a donkey's dick.
"...Stop being such a colony dude."
by DickFaceJohn April 29, 2004
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