Colorguard

The only activity where your proffesor can legaly yell at the top of his/her lungs: "WORK THE POLE!!!!"

While marching and spinning the colorguard hears a faint voice above the marching band:

WORK THE POLE LADIES!!

by maplebar December 11, 2010

colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.

That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!

by mvolfman October 29, 2010

Colon Monarch

Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.

by Buck October 19, 2003

Colonia windmil

1) The colonia windmill is a fighting technique usually used by gangsters from colonia. a part of oxnard. Southern california.

2) swinging your penis is a circle multiple times usually slapping someone on the third rotation.

"That stupid cholo didnt know how to fight he did the colonia windmill on him." "wow he doesn't know how to fight."

"eww did you see that fucker? he had a 10 inch dick and swinging that shit around like a colonia windmill or something." D:

by Big John Johnny December 4, 2010

colourblind

georgenotfound can use this word anytime

BadBoyHalo: dude why’d you bring me lasagna? I asked for an apple..? George: I’m colourblind

by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021

Colonic death grip

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.

Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.

by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022

rj colon

A total fatass douchebag aka a fat penguin that waddles down hallways.

Oh yeah I know rj colon

by rj colon December 13, 2016