labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

by pauld August 29, 2006

collusionpallooza

The act of two or more friends playing at the same poker table and/or tournament while feeding each other information. Specifically in online play.

Hey cowboy, what do you say Sunday afternoon we do a little collusionpallooza on a No Limit Hold Em' table and make a few dollars?

by SoonerColluder September 11, 2010

Collusionthree

Collusionthree

Collusionthree: When three or more persons conspired to commit treason against their Country with the help of another sovereign government, or citizens of another sovereign thereof. The means of such Collusionthree could be through an arm struggle, terrorism, digital hacking, electoral interference through digital warfare, media fake news, social networking sites, ect.

by Art Is Skin Deep July 30, 2018

collision kid

Someone who bumps into the other side of life.

That girl could suddenly see the trees for the wood, not just the wood for the trees - she was a true collision kid

by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

Girls who write conclusions

Satanists who suffer from raynauds and are brunette

“Have you seen her over there ...”
“Who ?”
“The girl that writes conclusions...”
“Oh no not the satanist that suffers from raynaurds and is brunette”

“God I hate girls who write conclusions”

by ChickenLeg23 February 12, 2021

Confusion

A state of mind and panic caused by calculating the bills in a shared house, often leading to falling out or legging it or ignoring them as they'll go away anyway

Helen > I'm sorry about the confusion, we've paid this amount, but really we owe this amount...

Everyone else > WTF ! Ahhh, fuck it, they'll go away...

by AT*iT September 30, 2005

perfect confusion

Perfect Confusion are a band from Stoke-on-Trent, England.
They are Questioned Why are they not signed yet, due to there outstanding talent.

Band Members:
Dan Eyden - Vocals/Guitar
James Dunning - Lead Guitar
Carl Davis - Bass/Vocals
Alex Race - Drums

Tom: "You heard of Perfect Confusion?"
Dan: "No who are they?"
Tom: "Like an great band From Stoke"

by Sarah_B August 7, 2007