Culling

Culling is the process of seasonally removing friends from a group based on specific criteria. This is done either to reinforce certain desirable characteristics, such as werewolfism (the term for having fun drunken alter egos), or to remove certain undesirable characteristics, such as snailism (the term for excessively hanging around when no one wants you there). The process of culling usually involves large amounts of salt.

Culling Gale the Snail: "Nobody likes salting the snail, but she leaves you no choice."

by AlwaysSunny August 12, 2011

collin

When you meet a Collin, you know you've won! Collin is such a sexy little sweet potato. He has snow white hair and eyes like the Atlantic ocean... or debatably, the Sea of Flames. Collin is incredibly good at sex, specifically anal. He considers that his specialty. If he were an animal, he'd be an apex predator. He dominates any obstacle in his path. Most Collin's don't have a penis under 9 inches. If your name is Collin and your penis is smaller than 9 inches, your parents might be lying to you about your name. Collins know how to have fun and are extremely muscular but specifically in their calves, probably from all the lacrosse they play. Their eyes are suspiciously close together but in a way that makes you want to know more... that makes you yearn for more... that makes you CRAVE more... Collin's are elite and you should cherish the ones you find because you never know when a Collin might enter your life and rock! Your! World!

"I am talking to this guy, he has the biggest dick and the best personality."
"Wow! Is his name Collin?"
"Yes!"

by vonrumple June 1, 2021

Phil Collins Hour

Anytime after 5 pm the first Phil Collins song plays on the radio.

*In the Air Tonight*
Kai: OH MY GOD! It's Phil Collins Hour! YES! Let me tell everyone to tune in.

by JAMiSSxx September 11, 2010

Barnabas Collins

Barnabas Collins is a real vampire, he doesn't sparkle but actually burns like a vampire, he drinks human blood and if he were to meet the Meyerpire known as Edward Cullen Barnabas would kick his ass.
Barnabas often prefers to stay away from humans but would often drink their blood if he is thirsty,

Barnabas Collins was cursed as a vampire in the year 1776, but is later responsible for the restoration of the Collins name and reputation in 1972 and is a key participant in the destruction of the family's longtime nemesis, the beautiful but spiteful witch Angelique Bouchard.

by Netherman14 September 4, 2013

Suzanne Collins

A relatively good author who is partial to killing her characters out of nowhere.

Person 1: Did you finish (insert book here)?
Person 2: Yeah, (insert character here)'s death was so surprising!
Person 1: Well, that's Suzanne Collins for you.

by RSAtom March 4, 2016

Auntie Collins

A woman who actively discriminates against, demotes, or otherwise disregards other women. Named after Senator Susan Collins who voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court despite a widely-held nonpartisan belief that he will vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, and despite numerous allegations of sexual assault against women. Derived from the expression Uncle Tom.

My boss pays her male employees more than her female employees; she's such an Auntie Collins.

by Clarence Mudd October 5, 2018

tiani collins

Someone who acts like a dumbass sometimes

Tiani Collins does dumb shit sometimes

by Bassman33 February 22, 2019