close your coffin

Southern slang for shut your mouth.

You better close your coffin before I close it for you.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017

Coffin Dodgem

A mobility scooter, commonly used by the elderly, especially in urban areas.

A scooter ridden by a coffin dodger.

My grandad took a corner too fast in is coffin dodgem and managed to roll it.

by MentalMonkey April 19, 2009

Coffin chaser

Attention sluts who "mourn" the death of somebody they hardly knew or used to chat shit about (usually on social media)

Bitch didn't even like her, hoe ain't shit but a coffin chaser!!

by CP58 October 11, 2016

Ginger coffin

A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.

When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"

by Rara22 November 7, 2012

Die in a coffin

A "diac" or "die in a coffin" is a variant to "diaf" or "die in a fire".

Mark: Wow Jenny, you look trashy today.
Jenny: Die in a coffin.

by patrux March 1, 2009

Open Dracula's coffin

An act involving a protracted creaking noise, accompanied by an ungodly stench.

by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

sixth coffin

kabuto's trump card containing the real madara uchiha

Tony shat bricks,titanium boulders, and steel lards when he saw Madara Uchiha burst from the sixth coffin.

by freddy fred fred fred burger October 13, 2011