Nagasaki tan

A sunbed induced glow of such ferocity that it appears that one was present at the detonation of an atom bomb, e.g. one sported by Judith Chalmers, Des O'Conner, Jodie Marsh.

by Chechevitsa November 09, 2003

Open Dracula's coffin

An act involving a protracted creaking noise, accompanied by an ungodly stench.

by Chechevitsa November 09, 2003

Funt

The kind of advertising executive who came up with the recent 'Do You Speak Micra?' campaign.

by Chechevitsa November 09, 2003

NGTs

National Geographic Tits. Flat, pendulous breasts as sported by old tribeswomen in the aforesaid school library jazzmag. spaniel's ears

by Chechevitsa November 09, 2003

Gentleman's reading room

The one room of the house where one may comfortably peruse the Auto Trader from cover to cover. The shitter

by Chechevitsa November 09, 2003