Definitions by Chechevitsa

Gentleman's reading room 

The one room of the house where one may comfortably peruse the Auto Trader from cover to cover. The shitter

Gentleman's reading room by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

Funt 

The kind of advertising executive who came up with the recent 'Do You Speak Micra?' campaign.

Funt by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

Nagasaki tan

A sunbed induced glow of such ferocity that it appears that one was present at the detonation of an atom bomb, e.g. one sported by Judith Chalmers, Des O'Conner, Jodie Marsh.

Nagasaki tan by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

Open Dracula's coffin

An act involving a protracted creaking noise, accompanied by an ungodly stench.

Open Dracula's coffin by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

NGTs 

National Geographic Tits. Flat, pendulous breasts as sported by old tribeswomen in the aforesaid school library jazzmag. spaniel's ears

NGTs by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003