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cockmaster 

a monkey that likes to jack of into his mouth.
Look there dady, a monkey!
Thats not a monkey thats a cockmaster
cockmaster by uncle fuggah September 16, 2023

Cocklobster 

When you get sunburn on your penis
He went to a nude beach and now has got a cocklobster
Cocklobster by anonymous March 15, 2024

Cockmonger 

A promiscuous trader in cock, especially his own.
The carefree cockmonger sat legs apart on his beachchair watching the girls go past.
Cockmonger by Randy Lawford March 7, 2025

Cocklobster

A female or gay man who is basically attached to any cock. They have no shame. Synonym of whore or slut.
DAMN, YEA I KNOW ALLY SHE IS A STRAIGHT COCKLOBSTER.
Cocklobster by Dirtyasclean January 30, 2026

Aviation Cockmaster 

The politically correct term for pilot, as coined by 2 the Ranting Gryphon and General Flying Fox. Stems from the terms aviation and cockpit.
Person A: "Dude, the pilot on that plane was a dick."

Person B: "Hey, uncool, they're called aviation cockmasters."
Aviation Cockmaster by vgmaster831 January 18, 2011

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.
Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!
sam cockmister by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022