clumpstafuck

Something heavier than it should be

This air cleaner ia a clumpstafuck

by Cometripper August 14, 2018

Clumsy Butt-ler

when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up

He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!

by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019

clumpet

Yer mea

Yer mea is a clumpet

by Dbdudjdkdndmdjdjd July 25, 2021

clumsymaxy

Clumsymaxy is a Funny TikToker who post Mcyt edits for his Kids. man. I love Minecraft edits

CLUMSYMAXY POSTED A NEW MCYT EDIT

by XxMidn August 30, 2021

Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England

'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'

by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021

clumpster

When you shart in a plastic bag, poke holes in it, and squeeze it onto elderly people in wheelchairs

“JOSEPH JUST PULLED A CLUMPSTER ON THAT GRANNY OVER THERE!

by aaazzure March 6, 2022

clit clump

Donald Trump’s neck skin.

Damn, that niggas neck look like a clit clump

by Ragerory February 6, 2018