No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.
by Piri1 February 18, 2018

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.
by professional_anus_tickler May 10, 2023

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

by Huckabee May 31, 2019

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.
by V3_JT September 14, 2021
