The act of a male dressing up in a tuxedo filled with ranch and putting a vacuum nozzle up a females anus until she screams, “OH DADDY THATS ONE CLASSY ASS BUTT SUCK” as a safe word before her intestines are sucked up by the vacuum.
YO Jason totally classy butt sucked me last night! Daddy’s gonna be mad about all the ranch in his bed tho
by Mad PP game May 15, 2021
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by other halves April 17, 2011
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Boy: Give me a blowjob!
Girl: But i'm wearing red lipstick!
Boy: That's okay! You can give me a CLASSY BLOWJOB!
Girl: But i'm wearing red lipstick!
Boy: That's okay! You can give me a CLASSY BLOWJOB!
by mesaros ftw March 30, 2010
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Get the Classy Babe mug.A classy bitch is like a bitch but being classy about it. Like many people hate bitches, but if you're classy about it people will generally take it in a funny way and not get mad at you for it. It is a great skill to have and it will make your life seem a lot easier.
The best example of a classy bitch i can think of is Jordan on the show Scrubs. If you watch some of the episodes that she is in you will understand what i mean.
It's all about the classiness, and once you've mastered it, you will be able to control people and they will end up acting like your bitch.
It's all about the classiness, and once you've mastered it, you will be able to control people and they will end up acting like your bitch.
by SoSmart May 28, 2009
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by hayleybee July 29, 2008
Get the Not a Classy Bitch mug.Someone that is amazing and is there for you everyday. She is like your sister, your other half and can tell your 'stages' to your crying cycle. She knows you better than you know yourself, and it's fucking scary. She is there for you when you're down, when you're happy, or even when you're depressed as fuck. And no matter what, she is always beast and has your back. Whenever you encounter one of her, don't let her go, or you'll be sorry.
by xxLaken November 11, 2010
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