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Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.
"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"
by TBONENYC March 25, 2010
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Chinese Nut Tap

The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.
Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.
by Gallant September 24, 2011
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Chones

I need clean chones.
by T3te June 8, 2018
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Chinese dentist time

The name given to the time 2:30 this is because if a Chinese person says "two-thirty" it sounds like they're saying "tooth hurty".
by carbona not glue November 2, 2010
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Chinese Food and Movie Day

Hey Shlomo, since everything else is closed, why dont we get some chinese food and see a movie?

Sure Morty! I love Chinese Food and Movie day!
by ss1212 December 25, 2008
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Chinese Financing

This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.
Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."

Customer: "What is that mean"

Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery
by DirtySanchez420 May 8, 2010
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Chinese Dentist

The colloquial term for a bet in gambling of either $2.30 or $230.
James: "fifty cents"
Ali: "one dollar"
Jeff: "tooth hurty"
Mark: "aahhahaha! Chinese Dentist!"
by spoogene February 4, 2010
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