Chutney Hutch

The area of the male homosexual where one takes the meat. A place for the Chutney Ferret to hide where its warm and dark.

'He knew he was onto something when Grahame asked if he took it up the Chutney Hutch' Anon

by GusGorman March 2, 2009

Samose ki chutney

The only samosa ki chutney in the world. Don't come close or else you would be wet as hell like last night again. If you dare to touch her samosa she will make you chutney chutney bitches

Hey, look at my pleasing husky samose ki chutney walking out there!

She is the most promising samose ki chutney you will ever taste.

by notyoursamosekichutney November 22, 2021

Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside

Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Bum Chutney

When all the winnets in your arse collect together.

I need more bog roll I’ve got bum chutney.

by Stephiepoo342 August 10, 2025

Chutney Manor

When you attempt to Dutch oven your partner but follow through.

Rich tried to Dutch oven Hannah but sharted and he said “Welcome to the Chutney Manor”

by Hitch20202 August 23, 2020

Chutney Lumper

A feeble old man whose only desire in life is to have 7 young children of his own. He also enjoys chutney, a little bit.

That old Chutney Lumper is so jovial. Quite a sight to see.

by Sobriquet Jones April 30, 2024

Chutney Mary

When you cum on a Papadam and then your partner eats it.

No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!

by Chutney! December 2, 2022