by Hitch20202 August 23, 2020

No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!
by Chutney! December 2, 2022

The area of the male homosexual where one takes the meat. A place for the Chutney Ferret to hide where its warm and dark.
by GusGorman March 2, 2009

by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024

A feeble old man whose only desire in life is to have 7 young children of his own. He also enjoys chutney, a little bit.
by Sobriquet Jones April 30, 2024
