Chutney Manor

When you attempt to Dutch oven your partner but follow through.

Rich tried to Dutch oven Hannah but sharted and he said “Welcome to the Chutney Manor”

by Hitch20202 August 23, 2020

Chutney Mary

When you cum on a Papadam and then your partner eats it.

No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!

by Chutney! December 2, 2022

Chutney Hutch

The area of the male homosexual where one takes the meat. A place for the Chutney Ferret to hide where its warm and dark.

'He knew he was onto something when Grahame asked if he took it up the Chutney Hutch' Anon

by GusGorman March 2, 2009

Chutney

The gore created when you destroy a monster in a video game.

I left piles of chutney on that level

by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018

Chutney bum

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.

(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)

*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."

by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024

Chutney Lumper

A feeble old man whose only desire in life is to have 7 young children of his own. He also enjoys chutney, a little bit.

That old Chutney Lumper is so jovial. Quite a sight to see.

by Sobriquet Jones April 30, 2024