Chumpuckle

Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.

Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"

by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010

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Chumpitizer

Dopey, the Chumpion of the World. A serial chump. Someone who aspires to imbecilic.

Best used when sung to the tune of womanizer:

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Chumpitizer, chump-chumpitizer, you're a chumpitizer
Oh, chumpitizer, oh you're a chumpitizer, baby
you you you are, you you you are
Chumpitizer, chumpitizer, chumpitizer (chumpitizer)

by hellonewman1 March 22, 2010

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Chump City Baller

When a person fails at everything they try to do they are a Chump City Baller

JT is trying to play city ville again, What a Chump City Baller

by lazyeyedstoner March 4, 2011

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Chumpin

A situation, place, or person and the term varies and could mean empty, lame, or unexciting

Walking into a restaurant and seeing it empty, This place is Chumpin

by Happy-Meal May 4, 2011

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chump charity

Getting money from your parents for doing nothing like a spoiled bitch

John: I just got paid twenty dollars from my parents for no reason

Greg: Sounds more like chump charity to me

by Sitykid5 October 4, 2016

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chump check

1) When someone is engaging in chump behavior, and they are checked on it by someone that knows better.

2) When someone intentionally tries to catch someone off-guard by doing something only a chump would fall for; often used in gaming circles.

1) Totally chump checked that dude on my Facebook that shared some dumb article with no sources.

2) At first I was overthinking it and trying way too hard to be tactical, but eventually I just started spamming smash attacks and chump checked his ass; turns out his defensive game is garbage.

by nothintoit December 22, 2021

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