chimping

Considered a sexual act.. When partners begin deficating in their own hands and then throw fecal matter at each other.. (Similar to the acts of a chimpanzee)

so much better chimping out then in your own home

by Flipinphilly June 26, 2015

Chumming

When a chick's skirt is so short she leaves her pussing stink trailing behind her in an attempt to lure a humping partner.

This hot weather should really help that skank out with her chumming.

by jw23longball January 23, 2010

Chumming

A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)

"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."

by tylersnard May 16, 2009

chumming

To be overly friendly towards members of the opposite sex, normally in an attempt to pull, and with any luck, play hide the sausage with them

"where's Jason?"

"Oh don't worry, he's just chumming the barmaid again"

"pfft, better get another pint in then"

by newbloke August 22, 2005

chumpingbury

Sly, smug cunt who thinks he has an effect but will ultimately get knocked the fuck out

Had enough of this chumpingbury cunt he's pissing me off with his smug face

by Bruv effect May 9, 2018

Chumpinstein

A tall oversized idiot.

I couldn't see anything at the concert cause

I was stuck behind ol' Chumpinstein.

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Chumming the internet

Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.

He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.

by JoRokHed April 16, 2013