1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
by Yourmomsvaginalcrease October 12, 2009

Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.
by Annie Dawson September 15, 2010

by Xiophillio April 14, 2009

Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.
by Gai-sensei April 19, 2006

by chuck norris the ninetyith June 11, 2010

by sumyeikmei September 30, 2010

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afriad of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
It is said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The only problem is that Chuck Norris never cries.
It is said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The only problem is that Chuck Norris never cries.
by Dude with no name April 15, 2006
