chris

sweet. gentleman. brown hair. brown eyes. funny. cute. sexy. intelligent. hot. nice. amazing. chick magnet. talented.

Girl 1): He's cute!!!
Girl 2): Yeah... but he's not chris.
girl 3): What are you talking about? He has chris eyes!

by ualiemeehc May 16, 2010

Chris

The awesome kid who always likes to party, also a hunk and is really good at attracting women. A chris is a kid with a rockstar life. The quiet kid with the massive cock. The swagtific one. The one everybody hates varies from chris to chris.

" Im not going to the party unless Chris Beasley goes." The party harder, The swagifier, The stiff mister.

by Swagswagswagswagswag123 October 18, 2011

Chris

1. A derogatory term used to describe a beastly athlete who makes everyone jealous with his or her athletic ability.

-Dude I just ran a mile in under 4 min!
-WTF dude why are you such a Chris?

by madskilz156 April 3, 2009

Chris

An amazing boy. All the girls want to marry him. Usually the girl who loves him the most is long distanced. Hes cute, funny, nice. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys want to be him... He puts a smile on your face but dosent say thank you. Everyone loves chris's

Girl 1: wooah! did you see chris over there?
Girl2: Yeah i want to marry him:)

by Lover-of-chris;) December 2, 2011

Chris

All the bitches like chris.

Chris

by ahaha x September 12, 2018

Chris

Got his ass kicked by josh

Chris sucks dick

by JustinWolfBaker February 10, 2017

Chris

Most Chris’s are ok, but the one I’m talking about has crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair, he is rude and weird. He thinks high-schoolers are better then every single human to exist. He is weird

Person 1: Hey who’s that guy?
Person 2: Oh that’s Chris with the crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair

Person 1: Oh my god you’re right haha

by Melanie Martinez #1 Fan December 17, 2019