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chopped wood 

When's the last time u chopped wood ? Lol 420 thinking
chopped wood by Jrock21 September 28, 2013

Chopped 2 gone 

(verbal phrase) 1. when someone (or something) is drunk, fucked, or otherwise "gone" 2. A rap group of the same name.
I got banned from the skating rink. My membership was chopped 2 gone.

Did you see Alyson at the bar last night? She was chopped 2 gone.

Chopped and Screwed 

Man I bought her a drink, but then she rejected to dance with me, I just got chopped and screwed over.
Chopped and Screwed by zkay May 21, 2009

chopped and screwed 

a song by t-pain feat. ludacris
"Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped"
chopped and screwed by prettybby February 22, 2009

Chopped Dick Salad 

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

Chopped up 

Someone who has had multiple plastic surgeries with a less than desirable result.
After she got her face chopped up something don't look right.
Chopped up by Asheknuckles July 14, 2016