chop

a code word used when with your girlfriend but want to point out a hot ass to your buddies. usually a chop is a anything tight and fresh on the market. chubby girls can be reffered to ass pork chops, white girls are usually lamb chops, asian girls would be chop suey. twin asian girls would be called chop sticks. this term was coined when at canadas wonderland and i karate chopped my cousin everytime i saw something i wanted to tap, wich was very often. deff needed to hit the old chopping block.

ya man im so hungry i could go for some chop suey right about now, if he agrees he says hell ya, or eww id rather have some lamb chops.

by southwestsaint October 17, 2010

Chop

a name for a tightly rolled blunt usually with a swisher sweet or a backwood. comes from the Bay Area a common term on the west coast.

1. yo homie, lets toke this chop.

2. Damn you got bars on that chop man.

by T-rev93 April 11, 2011

Chop

Someone who is bad at golf or anything else. Used as an insult.

you're a chop

by Matt Foge June 12, 2011

Chop

To get a blowjob. Verb and Noun. Everybody wants to be chopped.

"How did it go with Rosie last night?"
"Not good man, I didn't get the chop"
"Man Rosie's a bitch she never chops!"
or
"who's that girl sitting on the varsity bench?"
"Oh her? that's the team manager she helps the players get ready before games"
"Damn I bet she chopped the team!"

by TheLatinJew January 11, 2015

Chop

Tobacco; a bowl of tobacco and weed.

John: Do you want any chop in your bowl?
Guy: Nah I just want straight greens

by Gumi May 1, 2016

chop

to smoke a bowl of weed usually from a bong or pipe

me: yo come over lets chop
him: shit bro that was the biggest chop ive ever taken

by apourbz May 7, 2016

chop

To lower the suspension of a motor vehicle in order to make it look cooler; to produce a low-rider.

Poor Wally begged his dad to allow him to chop the family Oldsmobile without success.

by StarryGordon June 13, 2016