Chooked

Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁

That iPhone is beyond repair. It's absolutely chooked.

Heavy night last night. I'm chooked knackered , exhausted

by Tonysam August 29, 2016

Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence

That was a massive egg cooker by James

by Thundar August 3, 2007

Noodle Choker

A noodle choker is a person who routinely sucks on cock.

Ben is a well known noodle choker on campus.

by Yeh-Shen November 23, 2009

Baloney Choker

A slang term or phrase for a queer, faggot, etc. Especially one who deep throats a lot of dick.

Look at that faggot in the pink pants and yellow shirt. I bet he's a real baloney choker!

by G-Ill October 23, 2011

Wet choker

Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.

Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?

Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.

by Brian/Dbaby May 19, 2016

Timo Chonker

Timo is the most Chonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.

timo why u so damn chonker youChonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.

by Timos chonker cuz he ate dora January 13, 2021

Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.

"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"

by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017