choade

(Regional - Western Canada)Come. Jism. Man juice.

Eat my choade, gearbox.

by real_loopy June 18, 2005

choads

two choads for the price of one.

two choads dont make a write.

by petrers lol April 14, 2005

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

Choad

a person or thing that is short

my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad

by k-lynn February 04, 2005

Choad

it is as long as it is wide, ahhhhh

gaz has a choad, luv swaby x

by c-h-o-a-d February 11, 2003

Choad

To have a fat dick but looks as thick as a tapeworm.

The Choad would not fit in the skinny vagina.

by Alex February 07, 2004

Choad

a rare medical condition where the gerth of a pennis exceeds the length

look in between you`re legs CHOAD BOY

by dan cliff November 17, 2004