Choad

A REALLY peng lassie

Check out the bod on that choad

Choad by User_696969 May 7, 2020

Choad

A jar of kindlin, or small sticks

Before Tommy went camping, he made sure to buy a jar of Choad to start his fire.

Choad by firestarter2 October 9, 2020

choad

ethan harris

1) ethan harris has a complete and absolute choad. it is so short and so fat. couldnt please any girl. and i guarantee when he fingers someone, he can never find the clit.

choad by #pussy March 6, 2022

choad

the hood of a womans loins.some have outties others have choads, the fupa is a choad.

I GOT MY CHOAD LICKED. LICKING OF THE CHOAD. NOT CUNNINGLUS.

choad by TIFFYCA SHEROXU1 April 10, 2022

Choad

A nickname for Toad from Mario games (NSMBW, NSMBU, and Super Mario 3d Word, etc.)
(IYKYK)

(It = Choad)
C - “It’s not a bad thing, it’s a nickname for Toad.”
Ty - “Yeah, until somebody googles it.”
C - “They’ll just find Toad.”
Ty - “No they won’t.”

Choad by Anonymous WRTP Watcher August 22, 2022

choad floater

Pretentious hipster douche who thinks he's better than you.

Sam wears ironic pink glasses and only buys vinyl. He's a complete choad floater!

choad floater by DoctorYes March 4, 2011

Choad in a Blanket 

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.

We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.

Choad in a Blanket by Beavis H. July 15, 2010