Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.

You would have a chipotle bag boyfriend!

by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024

Chipotle Squash

A man who comes into queso while the lights are out, balls deep in queso while eating all the chicken and toes in cheese every night

The Chipotle Squash strikes again!!!

by Gambling king April 29, 2025

The Chipotle Standard

Using your chipotle order as the standard for price and quality when ordering fast food.

P1: Bro, I went to Taco Bell the other day and it was 9 big boys!
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.

by TheBigTen March 25, 2021

honey chipotle chicken crispers

A meal from Chili's Restaurant usually accompanied by a corn on the cob and French fries.

"Welcome to Chili's may i take your order?" "Yes i will have the honey chipotle chicken crispers"

by Dieter A. August 10, 2008

tiny chipotle

A soggy fetus that gets carried in rocket league

You’re trash it’s almost like you’re a tiny chipotle

by SlimyDoorknob March 20, 2020

The Chipotle

The feeling you get after eating Chipotle's giganto burrito.

It's a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. Causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.

Rachel: "IM DYING. I HAVE THE CHIPOTLE. I'm just going to lie here."

Ori: "Its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts.... hurts so good"

by Jew2Fresh4You December 21, 2010

Spicy chipotle

When a man sticks his penis in another man or womans anus who has diarrhea and then cums on her face. The mixture of diarrhea and semen makes it look like chipotle sauce.

I gave my girlfriend a spicy chipotle after the mexican buffet.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011