hypnotizing chickens

Conducting a briefing or presentation heavily laden with powerpoint slides when the goal is not imparting information, as in pentagon briefings for reporters. The format typically consists of 20 minutes of powerpoint with 5 minutes allowed for questions from anyone left still awake.

The Pentagon's news conference about the recent massacre in Iraq was a half hour exercise in hypnotizing chickens.

by Winking Chicken April 27, 2010

Raising chickens

Raising chickens: When a male or a female tries to pick up on the opposite sex.
Originates from the pick up line:
X:Do you raise chickens?
y:No
X:Cause you raise my cock.

Mav:What up blood, whatchyo doin?
Minty:I be just raising chickens,
Mav:Yo serious? thass wassup!
Minty:That is what is up!

by Ralphalph May 12, 2008

checkers

Checkers is for pussy's.

You wanna play a man's game, play chess!

self explanatory

by Freddy March 10, 2004

Chiskers

The stubble left behind after manscaping. Frequently seen on 20 - 40 year old males from New Jersey vacationing in Scottsdale.

The amount of chiskers poolside, made me uncomfortable.

by angrybovine November 12, 2011

Checkers

1. A fast food chain that specializes in burgers.

2. A playful euphemism. “Playing checkers” involves, as it suggests, is a game of checkers you play with your significant other. The winner of the game gets to be on top afterwards.

I won the game of checkers! Let’s go and do it!

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

Chickens

The name of the Nevada's most elite army, home to thousands of trained warriors, ready to strike at Nevada's command, also live underground next to the Hens.

Guy 1: Hey bro did you see that attack on the white house.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, like totally, it was those sneaky Chickens.
Guy 1: woah bro.

by NotNevada April 26, 2019

Chickens quiff

When a women’s vaginal lips labia resembles that of a chickens comb quiff

“Mate, that bird I shagged last night had a fanny that looked like a chickens quiff”

by The_Full_Monty February 4, 2020