The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.
The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.
The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.
Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"
"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.
"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."
"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.
"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."
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Church geeks attend every Sunday spared extra time of reading & studies Bible. Majority are White people.
Church geeks talks about how they help others. 95% excellent smooth talks rarely help anyone but themselves, asking you to join his or her Sunday.
Church geeks Runs out as fast as possible once the service or worship time is over rare occasions people interact with each others.
Church geeks secrets all guy hangout knows as Circle Jerk Bible studies. A young men no women, very closed group no one really talks about the lameness.
Church geeks Pray lots and lots some geeks thinks God will answer all is prayer.
Dear God help me and bring me the power of wealth, Lord please bring me a Luxury house bring me a hot wife. I.............. Amen
Church geeks hate to admit wrongful item.
Mistake lord pray and ask you to forgive me for bringing a selfish white men. ......... Amen.
Church geeks talks about how they help others. 95% excellent smooth talks rarely help anyone but themselves, asking you to join his or her Sunday.
Church geeks Runs out as fast as possible once the service or worship time is over rare occasions people interact with each others.
Church geeks secrets all guy hangout knows as Circle Jerk Bible studies. A young men no women, very closed group no one really talks about the lameness.
Church geeks Pray lots and lots some geeks thinks God will answer all is prayer.
Dear God help me and bring me the power of wealth, Lord please bring me a Luxury house bring me a hot wife. I.............. Amen
Church geeks hate to admit wrongful item.
Mistake lord pray and ask you to forgive me for bringing a selfish white men. ......... Amen.
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The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?
The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?
Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.
People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!
Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!
People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!
People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!
Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!
People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!
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Get the church mug.Pritty boys who are beefy, vain, do stripper dances at the club and think its hot, wear tight shirts.
Also possibly tan, use hair products, go to the gym to be looked at, have frosted tiped hair.
Also possibly tan, use hair products, go to the gym to be looked at, have frosted tiped hair.
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