Monkey Chariot

A poorly maintained automotive vehicle that has been modified with an excess amount of chrome and absurdly large wheels. which are generally often referred to as boxes,donks or bubbles.

Hey joe, check out that rusted out oldsmobile on 30 inch wheels it's clearly a monkey chariot.

by JGanja August 27, 2014

crack chariot

A crack chariot is a bicycle (often in poor condition) with a connected "trunk" (a wagon, baby carrier, or other similar device) that is used to transport material that is either stolen, picked from the garbage, or is in transit to be sold or traded for drugs. These can be seen year round, in any climate.

That crack chariot seems to be handling the snow pretty well this winter, despite the large speaker hanging out the back.

by ncognito January 25, 2017

Dildo Chariot

The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.

My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.

by Kilbird September 22, 2017

Catricest

-Noun
When two females named Catrina get it on. Catrionas, Caitríonas, Katrinas and Catarinas are also included in this. It's a beautiful thing.

Person 1: Did you see Catriona straddle Catrina last night?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total Catricest!

by catrinaribena May 26, 2011

whale chariot

A wheel chair or motorized scooter that is used by someone that has no affliction other than being fat by their own doing.

Did you hear about Mike, he claims hes addicted to fast food and can't work out because he doesn't like it, so he rides around in his whale chariot all day.

by ...I don't have one December 29, 2010

Wank Chariot

This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.

"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"

"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"

by Kleptosteliac October 14, 2004

chariot

This is a very tricky sex move. The guy must be wearing socks, the girl must have pigtails and it must be done on hardwood floor. WHile having doggy style sex on the floor you grab both ponytails to hold onto (the reins) and say something insulting (you really look like your mother from back here) while she is trying to get away the man must crouch low, this makes her pull the man making him slide across the floor imitating a chariot

Last night I was with this ho, so I charioted her around my living room

by The Gark April 1, 2011