chackling

when you're chuckling and cackling at the same time.

wow! your joke was so funny! i'm chackling!

by jrod jgod August 31, 2019

chakal

A very polite and kind way to call somebody in public in Bulgaria.

Thomas:Hey, can you help me with this map?
Stoyan Kolev:Begai be chakal , te eba

by IEatWetSocks February 23, 2021

Chackeny

A chackeny is defined as the distance at which a chicken remains picturesque
1 chackeny = 0.524 miles

That chicken is about a chackeny away

by htesss August 22, 2022

Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.

Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Ilene Chaiken

1. Creator, writer and producer of Showtime's hit series, The L Word.
2. Evil, narcissistic bitch that promptly killed off one of the show's best characters, Dana Fairbanks.
3. Partner of the lead singer/guitarist of the nasty band all fans came to know of as BETTY.

I hope Elizabeth (BETTY) Ziff stops sleeping with the gret Ilene Chaiken. That would not only:
a) Cure world hunger, but also
b) Hopefully rejuvinate the show for it's fourth season

by themagicsharpie July 29, 2008

cankles

Also known as “peasant ankles” for the ostensible stability and hardiness afforded by the wide, steady base of the legs, which aids in long hours of tillage and harvesting. As such, the condition is most prominent in women of Russian or Italian ancestry.
It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius.
Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.

Man 1: "That girl's wasting her time on the calf machine at the gym--there ain't no cure for cankles"
Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"

by paranoid randroid November 6, 2008

mac n chack

A way of saying mac n cheese to boost your level of cool. People with little to no coolness will say "macaroni and cheese," those with average coolness will say "mac n cheese," and those who are overwhelmingly badass will say "mac n chack." Best if repeated several times.

A: oh, what should I have for dinner?
B: mac n chack! mac n chack!

A: Hey, dude, you forgot to clean the dishes... could you maybe-
B: mac n chack! mac n chack!
A: you know what? You are so cool for saying macaroni and cheese that way that I will do the dishes for you.
B: hell yeah, mac n chack.

A: Man, I've used all my moves on her, but she hasn't bit. I'm starting to get a litle worried.
B: well, have you cooked for her?
A: well, yeah, I mean, yesterday I made homemade mac n cheese for her, and-
B: see, theres your problem
A: what?
B: You're calling it mac n cheese. You'll get some for sure if you call it mac n chack
A: oh, hey, thanks man!

by Brigette April 20, 2008