One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.
My God! Jimmy! Stay away from the sun! It causes CANCER! My God! Jimmy! Don't eat that! It causes CANCER! MY God! Jimmy! Don't breathe in school! IT CAUSES CANCER!
by The Smexorcist April 24, 2005
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Signs of Bieber Cancer are:
1. Knowing every single Justin Bieber song ever written
2. Constantly talking about him
3. Believing that he is in love with you
Unlike other cancers, Bieber Cancer is contagious.
If you or someone you know are showing signs of Bieber Cancer, please contact a medical professional.
Signs of Bieber Cancer are:
1. Knowing every single Justin Bieber song ever written
2. Constantly talking about him
3. Believing that he is in love with you
Unlike other cancers, Bieber Cancer is contagious.
If you or someone you know are showing signs of Bieber Cancer, please contact a medical professional.
Carol- "OMG I just bought this JB poster! He's sooooo hot! And his haircut is sooooo cute!"
Sawyer- "Wow, she has serious Bieber Fever."
John Michael- "Its worse. Its freaking Bieber Cancer."
Sawyer- "Wow, she has serious Bieber Fever."
John Michael- "Its worse. Its freaking Bieber Cancer."
by meisfreakinamazin March 20, 2011
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Get the fucking cancer mug.The zodiac sign cancer, the crab, is a water sign. The birthday range for this sign is June 21 - July 22.
Cancers are often associated with being emotional, sensitive, quiet, good behaved, humorous, fun-loving, understading, loving, nurturing, empathetic, a bit awkward, caring, and a bit quirky.
Cancers usually have a hard time coming out of their comfort zone. They are typically very shy at first, but as time goes on and they start opening up to you, you will learn that they are actually very fun-loving and a bit hyper
When it comes to friendships, cancers would rather have a small very close group of friends vs. a large group of friends. Not only are they typically introverted, but cancers value very close friendships and is easier for them to manage them.
Cancers are very sweet and caring in romantic relationships, they are loving, always thinking of the other person, nurturing, understanding, and always wants the best for their significant other.
Cancers can also be very protective and wants to keep the other to themselves, (not in a controlling way) and may even get jealous at times
Usually cancers enjoy a more vanilla relationship, but do not mind being sexual with their s.o. and enjoy those moments as well.
Cancers often hide their feelings. They love there friends and family, but may push them away or lie to them and tell them that they are fine. Usually they will only tell an extremely close friend or a significant other, but it may not come out imidently.
Cancers are often associated with being emotional, sensitive, quiet, good behaved, humorous, fun-loving, understading, loving, nurturing, empathetic, a bit awkward, caring, and a bit quirky.
Cancers usually have a hard time coming out of their comfort zone. They are typically very shy at first, but as time goes on and they start opening up to you, you will learn that they are actually very fun-loving and a bit hyper
When it comes to friendships, cancers would rather have a small very close group of friends vs. a large group of friends. Not only are they typically introverted, but cancers value very close friendships and is easier for them to manage them.
Cancers are very sweet and caring in romantic relationships, they are loving, always thinking of the other person, nurturing, understanding, and always wants the best for their significant other.
Cancers can also be very protective and wants to keep the other to themselves, (not in a controlling way) and may even get jealous at times
Usually cancers enjoy a more vanilla relationship, but do not mind being sexual with their s.o. and enjoy those moments as well.
Cancers often hide their feelings. They love there friends and family, but may push them away or lie to them and tell them that they are fine. Usually they will only tell an extremely close friend or a significant other, but it may not come out imidently.
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Get the Buckley's chance mug.an incredible guy with a huge heart of gold. Chance Evans's are always down to have fun and dont like to express their emotions often. Sometimes they are very mysterious so you never know what they are thinking. Chance Evans is a guy who learns from their mistakes. He doesn't have a cocky or big headed personality making Chance's fun to be around. Chance Evans have their own opinion and a lover of music. They are tall and a great lover as well. Chance's are very sexy and are HILARIOUS. Chance's are a gentle giant and give the best lovin around! Chance's are really sweet and swift as a ninja. They also hate tomatoes and are in love with sushi and southern favorites. He respects you if you respect him. I love him so much and means so much to me.
Person 1: Yo dawg, whos dat fly guy over der?
Person 2: Why thats Chance Evans!!
Person 1: Is he chill?
Person 2: Helll yeaaah! ;)
Person 2: Why thats Chance Evans!!
Person 1: Is he chill?
Person 2: Helll yeaaah! ;)
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She: I hear that new movie "A Cancer Love Story" is really lovely! Sounds like a great date movie.
He: I hear it's maudlin CANCER PORN and should be avoided like a severe case of melanoma.
He: I hear it's maudlin CANCER PORN and should be avoided like a severe case of melanoma.
by BillyFLA September 19, 2009
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